Category: Illustrations
Posts with illustrations
Boss Hummingbird
It’s a little-know fact (at least, I didn’t know it, so I assume it’s little-know) that hummingbirds are big jerks. Continue reading Boss Hummingbird
Eggs Fly Away
Part of a series of pictures of a robin nest I took in the Summer of 2014. The parents were kind enough to build their nest in a place where I could walk right up to it and stick a camera in their faces. (They did not consider me kind for doing so, but…) Continue reading Eggs Fly Away
No One Ever Finds True Love
My car has an eighth-inch audio jack so I can listen to Rdio when I drive it, but the minivan is old; FM is its only option.
The other day when I was on my way to pick up a van-load of children, I flipped on the radio and found myself listening to a top 40 pop song. Just from hearing the opening measures and noting what station it was playing on, I guessed what the lyrics would be. I went ahead and listened to the whole thing, mostly to see if my prediction was correct. It was.
“There are no surprises on hit radio,” I thought. “I haven’t listened to this station for over a year, and I can still guess the lyrics of whatever comes on. Are pop songs really that predictable, that homogeneous?” Continue reading No One Ever Finds True Love
How to Win at Democracy
This is probably the most important article you will ever read: it will teach you how to conquer a democracy. Not in the traditional supervillainous sense–the people you conquer probably won’t even realize what you’ve done to them–but you will rule them nonetheless. The method is very simple; it has only two steps, and everyone already knows them. They are expressed in two famous aphorisms: Continue reading How to Win at Democracy
Cook the Courageous
It is impossible to eliminate all risk in life, but we can do things to minimize it. For instance, you can minimize the risk of breathing toxic gas by staying on the surface of the Earth instead of digging beneath it. Staying on the surface does not guarantee good air, but it makes good air likely. Dig very deep, and the chances of the next breath being toxic increase with every foot. Continue reading Cook the Courageous